weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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