That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I could make wine with my vomit
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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