let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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