Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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