i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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