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Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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