You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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