Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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