Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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