It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
