In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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