i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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