well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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