I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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