no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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