That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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