If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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