maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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