Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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