Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I love having hate sex.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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