Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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