Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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