I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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