just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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