Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Girls should come with a carfax report
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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