Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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