i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
4 words: hood of his car
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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