Jerry, you need to find god
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
He did a backflip because drugs
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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