while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I love you.
Bad choice
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
