he wants to bone in the snuggie
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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