The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
