why didn't you poke me back
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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