sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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