The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I cockslap morals
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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