Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Houston, we have a squirter
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Randomize
