Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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