Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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