Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
She's not a foreskin expert like you
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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