Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I love having hate sex.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Randomize
