Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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