So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
he fucked my hip out of place.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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