She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I am naked and annoyed.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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