nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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