He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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