New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
