"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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