Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Who put my cat in the fridge?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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