After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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