no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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