tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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