eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
the raccoons are back...
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