i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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