Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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