I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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